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Do haters know more? / "Shit Magnet" - Theory

  • Aug 5, 2007
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I was on a website of a German Hayden Christensen- Haters group, and this guy is saying that Hayden is supposed to be the leading actor in the movie "The Physician" after the book by Noah Gordon.
I was like: HÄÄÄ???
Have you guys heard about that? We definitely haven't!
I checked the Noah Gordon website and it says that this movie is in deed in developement. It doesn't say anything about a cast, though.

Hmmmm.... maybe haters do have special sources?
Or maybe that is the reason why Hayden is trying to grow a beard? For a character.
Well, DH says he will shoot a movie in Asia at the end of the month. That sounds more like "Crash bandits" to us....

I mean, the reason why "Crash Bandits" was put back, was the legal troubles with Mc Tiernan. Bauer Martinez, the distributers, even sued him, because he had already spend 2 million dollars on pre-production.
But they can probably shoot it with another director!

But, you know what? - Hayden is just a shit-magnet if it comes to the release or production of his movies! LOL

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The Sunglasses Theory

  • Jul 26, 2007
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Talking about the meaning of sharing sunglasses like in the previous post: Take a look at that! Now Rachel and Sienna share their shades, too? Maybe Hayden is a REALLY busy man .... hehe

Maybe he's just the middle man. I really wanna see Hayden wearing those glasses!

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They're (still) doing it .... at least that's pretty suspicious

  • Jul 19, 2007
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... or what else does that mean?- they are sharing sunglasses !!!

Actually, that's all we have to say!
Except, that the night before Hayden and Tove were doing some business stuff. Hope they come out with a new movie thingy soon!
And Hayden's looking cute...

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The "Serial Monogomy" Theory

  • Jul 18, 2007
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We've already made a point in the "love life/love pattern" Theory. And now, with Rachel being in LA for over a month without Hayden, I believe it is getting more clear. I mean, ok, she might have flown to Toronto for a few days inbetween the paparazzi pics we know, but I kinda don't think so.
We have already seen how Hayden somehow is into the short flings/relationships thing. Maybe he is a serial monogomist. With Ararba he obviously had fun, for some time. Same with Sienna. Then the extensivly (does that word exist?) hanging out with Rachel.... maybe Hayden likes to be with someone, he wants to be with someone, falls for her, and then after a while sees how cool his "independence" is. I wouldn't blame him- I know the feeling.
Talk about letting steam off and then going back to the hand jo...... noooooo, thoughts drifting into space! Damn it's only 9:15 in the morning!!!!!!

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Hay Hay Farm Update

  • Jul 4, 2007
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According to a sighting on IMDB, Hayden was in Port Perry yesterday. Port Perry is near Uxbridge.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0159789/board/nest/78672023

He was with a girl, small and tiny, don't know who she was, mostly because i couldn't take my eyes off Hayden. He was in Tribal Voices in Port Perry... the girl selling me the ring was like OMG... OMG... is that? Omg...  so I turned around and he was approx 5 ft. away looking at us freak out.

So, I guess the Hay Hay farm is somewhere between Uxbridge and Scugog.
(the green arrow shows Port Perry)

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The "Distance Problem" Thought

  • Jun 22, 2007
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I've been thinking about this for quite a while now. And with Rachel, being back in LA and no new Hayden pics yet, I suppose he is still at the Hay Hay Farm. This brings me to the following:

Hayden and Rachel both are family guys. And unfortunately her ppl live in LA, his in Toronto. That COULD become a problem. I don't wanna paint it black, and I know flying for them is no problem because they have money. But just think about it: They both want to spend as much time as possible with their families. One of them has to step back, if they are seriously together.
Also I believe Hayden is not the bigest LA fan....
Well, we will see.... it was just a thought!

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"New disguise" Theory

  • Jun 21, 2007
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This theory got started on CasaChristensen, where someone posted the following picture and the question was discussed: is that Hayden?

And we said after one milli-second: Nope, can't be him! Shoes are tied, pants are up and matching tasteful clothes.

Hayden should try that as a new disguise: forget about sunglasses and baseballcaps! He should run around with tied shoes, pants not hanging in his knees and nice clothes. Nobody would recognize him anymore!!!  LOL

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Our little farm

  • Jun 1, 2007
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We don't have anything to say to that (sorry, link doesn't seem to work at the moment. it was an article about Hayden and Rachel shopping for domestic stuff) except for....

WE TOLD YOU SO, WE TOLD YOU SO, WE TOLD YOU SO!!!!

And BTW, Susi probably is way too tired because she is thinking crazy things like Hayden playing naked in the dirt because I said something about free swinging. And she just combined that with the little farm stuff....yeah, and there ya go.

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The HayHay Farm Theory

  • May 30, 2007
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Noooooow it all makes sense!

“I recently acquired a farm north of Toronto,” Christensen announces, “and I just bought a big excavator and a dump truck and a bobcat – construction toys. I plan to start building soon. I can’t wait to go out there and move dirt and get my hands dirty.” He bought his heavy-duty vehicles at an auction in Southern Ontario, where to his immense pleasure the people were far more intent on ogling gear than celebrities. “It’s currently a hay farm, but I want it to be a working farm. I want to fill the barn with livestock. First pigs, then cattle and horses.” (enroute magazine, june 2007)

Can you remember the reports about Rachel and Hayden shopping for domestic items in Uxbridge in the beginning of april? Yes, now it makes sense!
That's the town where he probably bought his farm! Well, at least close or so! Sandra and I checked. There are quite a lot of farms. And take a look at it at google earth! Loooooots of farmland!
That's probably also, why he's disappeared from the face of earth! He went there with Rachel and the dog, cutie Thurmen Murmen!
Oh, we can so imagine that! Rachel cooks, Thurmen Murmen plays in the dirt and Hayden sits on an excavator also playing in the dirt   hahahaha

.... hmmmmm, haven't we been there before? Just last year to be exact? When he TRIED to re-landscape his parents backyard! Oh oh, Hayden boy.... Haven't you learnt from that experience at all????? Do you remember that you made the backyard look like an archeological digsite?

.... yeah, I'm sure Hayden is having fun at the moment!

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The Ricky Martin Conspiracy

  • Apr 25, 2007
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Last week there was a report, that Ricky Martin was dating Rachel Bilson. That they were spotted at a romantic dinner in Miami!
Well, a friend of mine (the one working at the airport) is a Ricky Martin fan, so I told her all about the Hayden and Rachel paperazzi madness, when it started and we started joking about threesomes and that Hayden was only wearing a Ricky Martin mask to go undercover and it was actually Hayden and NOT Ricky in that Miami Restaurant.
Now, she sent me the funniest thing. 
This is from a Ricky Martin Interview in Chicago today:
Question: What's something people would be surprised to know about you?
Answer:  I'm a "Star Wars" freak. I've been Darth Vader for like 10 Halloweens. The mask helped me go around anonymously.

NOW WE KNOW IT: it's the other way around! In all this paperazzi madness, that's been going on in the last days.... it has not been Hayden in the pics! It was Ricky Martin with a Hayden mask!

Well.... then Ricky would have also needed a Tove mask, and.... he would have needed to stay at Tove's house.... and.... oh, what the fuck! .... maybe I'll just go with the threesome theory again!     hehehe

edit: my friend just complained. Ricky is on tour right now, so it can't be him in the pics. Except if they changed roles. So Ricky is Hayden and Hayden is Ricky. In this case she wants her money for the concert tix back !

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